slanch

the most epic of all slits, can be used in any context for any word including describing someone, cumming, or a dirty vag

that bitch has the dankest slanch ive ever seen.
i am going to slanch all over you're hat.
You are such a fucking slanch.
ZOMG SLANCH
Jesus fucking slanch

by old prospector June 29, 2008

Slanky

A combination of lanky and slimy. Used to describe people who are skinny and also possess slimy characteristics. Slimy characteristics include hitting on friend's sisters, mooching beer, and sleeping on bean-bag chairs.

That slanky f***er Hayden is hitting on my sister again. What a kike!

by slanky bastard June 30, 2010

slanty eyed mutton gun

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake

Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

slanny

a person with no life that lives vicariously through others. one who wants to be slutty but can't.
org: lonely Kansas girl with too much time on her hands

Tara could get laid but she is too much of a slanny.

by viscioustart March 27, 2005

Slanty

adj. an asian person

That slanty is a whore.

by Jon Daniel September 30, 2005

Slanky

a combination of the words "slutty" and "skanky". A word used to describe someone having one, but more likely both attributes.

That girl Tasha is such a slanky bitch.

by wolf01 April 5, 2009

Slanky

A man and/or woman who procures cigarette smoke from their lips and transfers said smoke into the crown of a mans penis tip.

Daughter: Harold and I did some Slanky shit last night, had some fun with that cigarette.

Mother: cigarettes can't get you pregnant, can they?

by Jgoods December 1, 2014