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Shaker Job

To receive a hand job from an individual that has a medical condition resulting in the shaking action of their hands. A shaker job is able to drive the receiver to the point of climax without the need for any motion other than the shaking itself. Shaker jobs are most common from geriatrics or from individual's suffering from substance withdrawal.
Example 1: Grandpa still enjoys getting a handy from Grandma. Her shaky old hands allow for the best Shaker Job.

Example 2: Frank picked up the local crack whore on the way home for a quick handy. He was hoping she would be going through withdrawal so that he could get a good old fashioned Shaker Job.
by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015
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Pepper Shaker

A pepper shaker is the opposite of a cougar: it is a girl who dated boys older than her, instead of younger
Damn, Allison is such a pepper shaker. She'd suck her grandpa's dick!
by MissSwaggieLovesToJiggallow;) December 7, 2014
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Oh, for Pete's sake

A phrase saying "C'mon! Jeez!". Used when exasperated.
Tommy: Hey, man.

Jim: Hi.

Charles: "Wait up!"(far behind)

Jim and Tommy: "Oh, for Pete's sake!"
by monsterhead1153 July 25, 2010
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For fucks sake

I just spilled wine on myself at dinner...."oh for fucks sake!"
by Aces girl August 20, 2011
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shake ass

you: are you ready to go?

me: let's shake ass.
by deluna June 30, 2006
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Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?

Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.
by E The Sex Cat May 7, 2011
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THUG SHAKER

I’m tryna throw you 300 bucks. Ooh now he comes back. How’s that dick taste dude? Taste like money? Yeah you’re a thug dude. Gimme the thug shaker dude, shake your ass That’s some thug ass right there. That’s hood as fuck bro. You just better have my got damn money. Just have your god damn money. What if I was to tell you I was only kidding about the money part, I thought you’d like it. Yeah I’m only kidding bro, that’s the look eyes I was looking for. Huh thinking? Nah I got you tho. I don’t got your money heavy_dollar_sign with me tho, I gotta go-face_with_raised_eyebrow look there it is again. Huh? That’s a whatchu talkin about willis look. Hell-yeah!
You got a nice ass on you thug shaker
by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022
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