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Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.
Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.
by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015
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No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.
You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!
by Steve July 22, 2004
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swaffeling

It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.
The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.
by CortezDevil December 11, 2021
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Suffering

Suffering is IN GREAT PAIN AND MIGHT DIE
Help, I am suffering, I am not living
by DetectiveTeeVee April 8, 2020
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Sufffering

When you get raped, this is the emotion you feel
I was sufffering so much...
by iuvgiufyurdtfkjghj November 2, 2017
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Slabbering

A Scottish slangword for drooling
Stop slabbering ya mong
by Scottish slang March 10, 2021
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Suffering suckotash

When the person giving a blowjob can't breathe
-could be due to size, allergies, or even the common cold
Marco was giving Lucas a blow job, which quickly turned into a suffering suckotash. Marco nearly died
by Veen-che August 26, 2022
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