slackerdrive

Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.

Julie: Where to next baby ?

De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?

by cut the cards December 27, 2022

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

Slutty Slacker

Someone that flirts with co-workers instead of doing their assigned task.

She is a Slutty Slacker today!

by Cat VonD March 24, 2010

slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."

Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Slackerness

Not giving a fuck about doing anything.

He said: "its 420 you have put in a hard days work go ahead and take the rest of the day off"

She said: true true. but i should probably hang around b/c i don't want to draw attention to my slackerness.

by jjbia May 11, 2010

Slacker Barbie

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.

I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.

by stagename October 7, 2011