a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)

Look at that Sean kid. He's such a skeezy stoner. "What do we want him to do?! DIE SAD!!!"

by suckleonmuhteet May 8, 2009

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Skeezy

The coolest guy ever, most people like him but he is often known as a “thot” or someone that goes around. He has “thots” but he waits for someone to actuallt claim his heart.

He is mostly known by females instead of males and had a bad past of relationship. He is also known ass “The Clout God” and “That Nigga”.

Very Large Penis.

Girl 1: Do you date skeezy?
Girl 2: Yeah, why?
Girl 1: He just hit my line yesterday

Girl 2: Skeezy so annoying

Guy: Skeezy stole my bitch

Guy: Skeezy gave me a nice ass shoutout

by FolksNemHandle February 25, 2020

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