Simon

The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.

Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!

by Synthrostx October 17, 2019

Simon

ladies crush!!! A whole womanizer. Always tall. Breaks hearts into pieces. They are always rare.

Simon is the one behind her cry's

by Gee11 November 23, 2021

Simon

That one short kid in school that is very sus. HE often wears pink shirts and doesn't do the AP 45

Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself

by Ze JmL Ambasodor March 18, 2022

Simon

ur real name is lil wi wi

simon is an undercover grandpa ( not in a terrible way)

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

Simon

Has a tendency to call himself retarded and be random. He like to say he is the 3rs

Retarded
Random
Reliable

Stop being such a simon

by Simo333 January 5, 2020

Simon

very chill guy

Karen: I called the police on him but he didn't care
Random Guy: thats because his name is Simon

by your average asian June 29, 2023

Simon

Can mean:

1 Yes
2 OK
3 or Agreement

1 Ey vato, did you see that firme hyna?
Simon carnale.

2 Ey vato, go get me a pisto, yea?
Simon carnale.

3 Ey vato, that busters from another neighborhood, lets get him!
Simon carnale.

by 1Casper3 January 24, 2009