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A Singing Frog

A Singing Frog is the occurrence in which your attempt to show someone an ongoing symptom/ issue is squandered due to it's coincidental absence.

Most often occurs with:
Computers/ Technological Products, Cars, Mysterious Sounds etc.

Term is derived from the famous Looney Tunes short, "One Froggy Evening," in which a man finds a frog who routinely performs the song "The Michigan Rag" in front of him, yet remains silent and ordinary whenever he attempts to show him to anyone, driving him mad and resulting in his institutionalization.
Example 1:

Man walks into a car dealership after dropping his car off earlier that morning.

Man: So, did you figure out what the noise was?

Mechanic: Sir, there was no sound whatsoever.

Man: What?! What are you talking about, it keeps making this "SHHHISSHHHHARRRRERRRR" sound whenever it drives!

Mechanic: Yes... Of course it does, Sir..

Man: Ugh. I guess it's A Singing Frog.

Mechanic: (Raises eyebrows) What?

Man: Nevermind...

Example 2:

Dude 1: Dude. What is up with your computer screen? It's really fucked up. You should take it in.

Dude 2: Yeah but it only happens randomly. It'll probably not even act up when I take it in.

Dude 1: Ahh. It's A Singing Frog.

Dude 2: What? Shut up.

Dude 1: K...
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freddy the singing bear

Freddy is a animatronic bear that sings for kids at Freddy Fazbears Pizza. He is known for being in Five Nights at Freddy. Five Nights at Freddy's is a fictional horror game that has you survive 5 nights to watching creepy robots to earn money.
Freddy holds a microphone and sings. Freddy has many different forms, here are some: Freddy, Toy Freddy, Old Freddy, Phantom Freddy, Nightmare Freddy, Showtime Freddy, and Shadow Freddy.
Freddy The Singing Bear is gonna kill us.
by bigchungus223 May 13, 2019
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Singing Machine

A synonym for The All-Ohio State Fair Youth Choir
"Every year I have the privilege of directing this amazing Singing Machine"
by Mitchell G June 15, 2008
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singing the anal anthem

"Oops, I just started singing the anal anthem
by Ass Thunder January 7, 2018
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Tunnel Singing

A phenomenon which occurs when an Asian girl is only exposed to one genre of karaoke music, thereby greatly limiting her vocal talents.
That asian is really Tunnel Singing her way through the competition.
by Craig Caroxter June 11, 2008
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a very depressing larry fan fiction that will leave you emotionally bruised. (louis x harry)
“have you read ‘the stars, they must be singing’ on ao3?”

“yeah, physically i’m fine, emotionally i’m bruised.”
by eatcarrotswh0re September 9, 2020
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Dirty Sinning

A person who beats off to unorthodox porn, i.e. somebody who beats off to vampire porn or gay muscle porn.
My roommate was doing a dirty sinning.
by Joe Frank May 13, 2005
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