Shyster

Legendary Monster of Olde, the Shyster is a gangly, pale monsters with long, rake-like claws, perfect for picking roaches out of the deepest of ash trays and picking dutch money out of your pockets. Some say the Shyster acts as a form of smoking karma, bad smoking habits and general shystiness invites the unpleasant visit of the shyster. Others believe he's the fifth rider of the apocalypse, but sold his horse for pot and got ditched by the rest of the riders, now he forever roams the earth in search of pot, disregarding all morals and ethics.

"Where's Shawn?"
"Shhh, do not speak the name of the Shyster..."

by Keeper of the Legend December 23, 2009

shyster

A Jewish professional who cons people. Taken from the Shakespearian character Shylock, in "The Merchant of Venice."

That shyster is stealing my money.

by Maria Purice November 14, 2005

Shyshy

An absolute unit who couldn't give two shites.

Big man shyshy couldn't give a shite

by H2ooog June 7, 2020

shystie

Someone who is fucked up, a douche bag, annoying, a cock blocker, a slut, a dick, a bitch, selfish, greedy, judgemental, ect...

Stephanie: Oh my God did you hear about what Nicole did with Justin?
Lacey: She prolly fucked him, that bitch is fucking shystie!

by SamJames December 28, 2005

shasty

Somebody that is always mean

That girl in the corner is shasty.

by DeeandQueen February 8, 2008

shyste

Shyste is when you withhold information or material possessions from another.

Man you're so shyste. You need to come off of it.

by Rob weav October 19, 2013

shasty

adjective. something that is cool or ssaaawweeeeet.Something that is baallliiinnn.

dude, you are pretty freakin shasty!

by a shasty girl December 10, 2008