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Shrapnel

Similar to hooking up with a granande or landmine girl. The term shrapnel refers to distracting a child of a MILF, so your friend can hook up.
Damn that girl is hot, too bad she has her kid with her. No problem I will take the shrapnel to the park so you can "hit it".
by TSBreezy August 16, 2010
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shrapnelsteve

shrapnel steve stands for a person of a custard bus appearence and retardedness as a well known no it all have done everything better than you type person. who also like to eat beef curtains. and dates a trailor whale
i have done that shut up shrapnelsteve
by jason bradley February 22, 2009
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arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.
I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.
by RubberDagger October 1, 2010
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zit shrapnel

The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.
Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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shrapnel

When you shit in the toilet. (Public or Private)
You flush and theres little pieces left over floating around, or stuck to the side like spackle or paste. (only numerous flushings gets it off)

to spray the back of the toilet bowl
Dom you took a shit in the bathroom and theres shrapnel in the toilet!

I had subway sandwich today with a bunch of lettuce and I just took a shit and there was lettuce shrapnel left over

I had to take a shit and shrapnel went all over the back of the bowl
by Vincent Pinckard May 20, 2008
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shrapnel

the sudden reminants of the explosion from a wet fart
i bent over to pick something up and i felt warm shrapnel on my cheeks

my mum thought i was wearing floral underwear, but i told her it was my shrapnel stains
by nobbs March 13, 2004
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Shrapnel

When someone farts on another person, but pieces of feces get on the victim. The poop is known as "shrapnel".
Person 1: "why is jimmy so mad at you?"
Person 2: "last night, i farted on him and he got covered in shrapnel"
Person 1: "oooo, poor guy"
by Mandalore96 November 6, 2010
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