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sportfuck the BP

Sport fuck with a pretty fat girl that is horny like crazy.
Damn, that fatty chick is giving me the vibe. I'm so drunk, it's time for pig sticking. Sportfuck the BP, yeah....
by John John the Madman July 7, 2010
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Sportfuck

Verb. The action of choosing sexual partnership with another where sex is a sport, and the players are the partners involved in the sexual acts and sex events.

Similar to Friends with Benefits, but without the mutual expected respect of friendship. Strangers are more likely to be sportfucking than friends or acquaintances.

The stranger fuck can often be the same as the sportfuck purely for pleasure and street cred.
How could such an obvious sportfuck where Lane and Barron didn't know one another's names for months evolve into a happy marriage?
by KaRonica June 23, 2024
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American Shortsucker

a person who only thinks of the present and the short term effects, does not consider the future
My boy Dalton is such an American Shortsucker! He spent his whole salary in 3 days. How will he get through the week??
by RJMrLA fanboy March 10, 2026
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fucking shout

"Shall we go to the chip shop?"
"Peter, that's a fucking shout!"
by DavesShinyDome January 27, 2016
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The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.
by Zonal K October 10, 2019
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Just Fucking Shoot Me

This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS

Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.

Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me

OR...

1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.

OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)

1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
by ModernMan2011 December 31, 2011
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PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON

an old persian guy yelling at a guy with no shirt. pronounced sheert.
HEY YOU! PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!
by persian man like the cat meow February 11, 2009
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