Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022

Audrey-Stoffler

a person who is ugly as hell and wants to be ur friend only to flirt with ur dad
Audrey-stofflers are mean and they could easily take away all of ur food

guy 1: who's that over there
guy 2: watch out it's an audrey-stoffler

by berry.jame13 November 15, 2023

room shuffler

A prostitute that wastes your time and money by pretending to arrange things in her room instead of commencing her service and earning your money.

Don't trust that pretty young Korean whore. She's a massive room shuffler. Wastes your time and money.

by kam75xx February 18, 2024

Duck Shuffler

Duck robot with a chronic gambling addiction.

Did you buy the Duck Shuffler plush on time?

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Scottie Scheffler

A total mistake of an adult. One who chooses to continue to call himself Scottie despite being over the age of 12. A pancake nippled kitten diddler.

I can’t deal with Timmy anymore. He’s a real Scottie Scheffler.

by Sampson Wilder April 13, 2025