Shmackii

Another way to use "penis" or "dick" in a funny manner

"Yo dude, you got with the shawty yesterday?" "Yeah, she rode my
Shmackii like no tomorrow"

by ZoNtKrOnOs September 11, 2016

shmuck noodle

shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.

"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"

by ben or jackson? June 2, 2017

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Shmackled

You got absolutely clapped in a video game.(have to say it with emphasis)

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET THAT SHMACKLED IN (enter game name here)!!

by NotNickk October 11, 2021

King Shmuck

The one above all shmucks

Luke Fone is the King Shmuck

by CRI8OR March 16, 2021

shmacked

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.

Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.

by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

Shmuck

A term used to adress a person of extraordinary levels of idiocy.

Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and you’ll be fine!

by supremelordignacio September 11, 2018