Gojo Shmeekmeek

A 2 team, 24 player Balkan game where the players stand on a enlarged chess board surrounded by a monopoly board with middle eastern village names on it. You are given a 2 handed rectangle shaped tennis racked and toss a large smush melon ball into the air and try to eliminate players on the other team by getting the ball into the square they are standing on. If you miss the players square and land in a empty square, the player who hit the ball has to move to that empty square. If the ball lands in their square or hits the player, they are eliminated and the team that hit the ball gets to play a turn on the monopoly board, which has the same rules as regular monopoly. In all four corners there are 1 player revive card, in which the team can use to revive one player. Whoever has the most money before a full team is out or the 90 minute countdown ends, wins the game.

Yo wassup fool, Me and Max Julian were gonna join the game of Gojo Shmeekmeek that the rest of the hood is playing. You wanna join fool?

by ratwrap November 14, 2024

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Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

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