Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?

Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.

by E The Sex Cat May 7, 2011

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

by kate November 22, 2004

THUG SHAKER

I’m tryna throw you 300 bucks. Ooh now he comes back. How’s that dick taste dude? Taste like money? Yeah you’re a thug dude. Gimme the thug shaker dude, shake your ass That’s some thug ass right there. That’s hood as fuck bro. You just better have my got damn money. Just have your god damn money. What if I was to tell you I was only kidding about the money part, I thought you’d like it. Yeah I’m only kidding bro, that’s the look eyes I was looking for. Huh thinking? Nah I got you tho. I don’t got your money heavy_dollar_sign with me tho, I gotta go-face_with_raised_eyebrow look there it is again. Huh? That’s a whatchu talkin about willis look. Hell-yeah!

You got a nice ass on you thug shaker

by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022

shake the milk

Bouncin them titties!

Lemmy stares at himself in the mirror as he tries to shake the milk.

by Leemmmmmmyyyyyy February 22, 2019

shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.

I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.

by hankthefourth March 8, 2021

shake sum

fighting.

you gone shake sum hoe?
shake sum tf!

by tyy. June 22, 2021

Dick Shakes

Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.

Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.

by FiggyBoi January 6, 2014