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Shitstand

The act of doing a handstand and taking a shit. Prefferably in or around a bathroom. Defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. For support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.

The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.
Odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy's hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. From all the grunting, I think he was doing a shitstand.
by Jay McGorty February 5, 2009
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Shitstone

A word to describe a type of torture camp or a place to capture children with multiple dictators
This place is a shitstone man!
by Shitstone October 2, 2018
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ShitStickler

When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.
"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"
by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021
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Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.
I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!
by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006
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Shitsickles

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.
Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!
by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006
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Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.
Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."
by Slagwurm September 7, 2008
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shitstain

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.
Osama, you are such a shitstain.
by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006
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