shissing

To shit and piss at the same time.

Oh dude last night I had like 10 White Castle burgers with a big fucking pepsi and half hour later I was shissing like crazy while licking Concheta's vagina.

by AzienSnsation November 14, 2005

Shitfinger

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.

Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.

by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009

Shitling

A word used to describe your offspring. Especially those that are assholes 95% of the time.

Wonder what that shitling got into today?

Come here you little shitling.

by Motherbear514 July 14, 2018

shitlings

Little clumps of shit that get caught in the hair around the ass of long haired dogs and cats. It could be used for people, I suppose but if you're getting anything bigger than a dinkleberry, you probably need to trim your ass hair.

"Hey...sniff, sniff...what stinks? Ewwwwwwwww...that cat has shitlings."

by Hyde43 December 27, 2005

Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.

I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.

by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011

Sheeshing

(verb) Sheeshing is when someone does something very cool .

Sereen: I was sheeshing yesterday at the park.
Ash: Gawd damn!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhfhfufu April 3, 2022

Shitoking

Watching TikTok while on the toilet

Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.

by Leozard September 4, 2022