Shovel Bum

This is the opposite of a bubble bum, a woman with a flat and elongated posterior that looks as if it's been flattened with the slap of a shovel.

Her tight trousers were saggy because of her shovel bum

by Maghera April 23, 2020

shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.

by Slangboy January 6, 2006

Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

by Ayy Money March 17, 2016

shoveldyke

The act of squeezing a large object into a tight space.

That's it! Shoveldyke it in there!! Oh Shit!

by Ace_Tate January 1, 2009

sevelted

verb; the ruining of a fun time due to an ex-girlfriends curse.

Todd, you need to get your shit witchdoctored.... another sevelted night..

by Teddy1234 August 28, 2010

Shovel-Up

A night of drug snorting such as cocaine, MDMA etc

Last night me and the wife had a proper shovel-up

by Hughezy October 27, 2016