by The Hairy One November 23, 2004

When you stick your fingers in your partner's asshole and wiggle them until they're coated in shit, then pull them out and shove them in your ears.
by OK Dilligaf June 4, 2021

The Generic name for someone from Ireland or of Irish Origin. Probably plays Rugby/Gaelic Football/Hurling.
by Neverak October 23, 2011

An amazing and very loyal friend who’s usually blonde and often short. He often is very good at hockey, although he should try lacrosse. Although he is small he really packs-a-punch, Shamus is a very hard working person who tries until he can’t anymore. Anyone would be very lucky to have shamus.
Shamus is a great hockey player
by Owendabomb May 14, 2019

Skinny Shamus are woman who are pround to be what they are and never let anyone get them down. They're fierce and loyal and will back you up on any mater. Skinny Shamus are very happy people who dont usualy snap at people. There is one precaution when dealing with Skinny Shamus, when they feel that their food is under attack of potential stealing or danger of sharring they will lash out. Skinny Shamus can usually be found in the company of Free Willies.
Jason:"I really like Kelsey and everything but she goes crazy when you touch her food"
Brittany:"Sounds like you have a Skinny Shamu on your hands."
Brittany:"Sounds like you have a Skinny Shamu on your hands."
by hucu101 January 12, 2011

-"Omg Betty, look at that overweight guy eating five scoops of ice cream..."
-"Helen, it's just a Shamus, mind your own business..."
-"Helen, it's just a Shamus, mind your own business..."
by Shanul May 19, 2023

by EcoChic March 30, 2016
