A slang term used to describe something that's exceptionally cool, striking, or impactful. Often applied to music, art, fashion, or experiences that possess a raw, intense energy. "Septic" conveys a sense of edginess, sometimes with a dark or gritty undertone, and is used to highlight moments that unexpectedly stand out or resonate deeply.
by Linguistically_Correct July 2, 2025
Get the Septic mug.When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)
"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."
by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008
Get the Septic Nark mug.This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.
George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.
by RoughSable May 6, 2023
Get the Septic Shock mug.A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
Get the Martin Luther's Septic Tank mug.The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.
Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.
by K0-6 January 20, 2023
Get the Septic Maiden mug.When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.
Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
by batteryaciddeerankles June 3, 2023
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