by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023
Get the septic tank whalemug. The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.
Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.
by K0-6 January 20, 2023
Get the Septic Maidenmug. A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
Get the Martin Luther's Septic Tankmug. When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.
Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
by batteryaciddeerankles June 3, 2023
Get the Septic Shockmug. A smooth, sometimes bumpy, textured chocolate colored nugget sized substance found within the septic waste tank. Caused by the formation of dispersed miniature fecal matter released from what is known as the anal gland.
I would love to find myself a bunch of scrumptious septic nuggets in your septic tank. Maybe we should pitch this idea to Mc' Donnald's.
by Mc' Nuggin' it December 4, 2015
Get the septic nuggetsmug. by Septic mound October 21, 2017
Get the septic moundmug. by allthingzpossible November 19, 2018
Get the SEPTIC juicemug.