Texas Seltzer

(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.

I got one brewing. You thirsty? Can I offer you a Texas Seltzer?

by Yoggie2010 December 27, 2010

Sentenced

A band formed in 1989, in the town of Muhos, Finland. They disbanded in 2005.
They released 8 albums, 3 of them with former singer and bassist Taneli Jarva, and the remaining 5 with singer Ville Laihiala.
The first albums were melodic death metal, but the latter works of the band were softer, experimenting with hard rock and depressing lyrics about suicide.

The last line-up consisted of:
* Ville Laihiala - Vocals
* Miika Tenkula - Guitar
* Sami Lopakka - Guitar
* Sami Kukkohovi - Bass guitar
* Vesa Ranta - Drums

Sentenced's discography.

* Shadows Of The Past (1991)
* North From Here (1993)
* Amok (1995)
* Down (1996)
* Story - Greatest Kills (Compilation 1997)
* Frozen (1998)
* Crimson (2000)
* The Cold White Light (2002)
* The Funeral Album (2005)

by Elimination April 27, 2006

selationship

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.

Ali is in a selationship with Sam

by jimi hendrix god May 10, 2007

Sentcha

Meaning did you get that thing I sent you?

Hey! Ja get that thing I sentcha? Ref: Harvey Birdman. The Hippo uses this as his catch word.

by PapiBond February 20, 2009

Seante

A beautiful intelligent girl , always has her friends back , quiet shy sometimes Shes nice and has brown eyes

Thats my Seante

by Micaelwaterling June 17, 2016

Sent to lending

1. The worst possible insult for a worker in ILL borrowing.

2. Any egregious form of disrespect.

Damn, bro, you just got sent to lending? That's a pretty serious dis!

by "Sweet" Pablo Ben June 10, 2004

Seltzwhore

A person who is addicted to, is a connoisseur of, or deeply appreciates seltzer water.

I've really become a huge Seltzwhore since I quit drinking soda.

These millennials and their goddammned La Croix are fucking Seltzwhores.

by g0d5m15t4k3 July 22, 2019