You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable

- Sun Tzu

Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"

I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables

by Vegetable Butter-er January 12, 2009

vegetable soup

hearty soup made of tomato or beef based broth and many vegetables sure to fill ya up and clean ya out.

The cabbage and beans in this vegetable soup are giving me bubble guts.

by Jill Glomb May 16, 2008

Baby Einstein Vegetable

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.

The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.

by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009

Vegetable

Here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.

You better eat your vegetables, or you can't have any meat.

by rpfeff November 19, 2003

social vegetable

A person so socially inept that they themselves are unaware of their own rung on the social ladder. Social vegetables are literally unaware of social distinctions altogether, and are incapable of understanding the concept.
Basically, it is a person who, socially, has their head stuck in the ground, like a vegetable sprout, incapable of comprehending their own plight. Also, similar to an incapacitated person in a vegetative state (aka, a vegetable), but socially. Social vegetables should be studied from a distance and never interacted with, for engage a social vegetable in social interaction has unpredictable results, ranging from awakening a suicidal maniac to turning that person into a social leech.

Hey Mark, look at that kid over there in the suspenders and pokeman shirt sitting by himself. I think he's in my psych lecture. Man is he a social vegetable.

by DarkRob2000 July 30, 2008

vegetableitarian

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.

Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)

by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011