dirty seamus

man who fucks dudes in the ass and then rubs peanut butter on another dude’s nipple just to lick it off

did you see the way i dirty seamus that guy yesterday

by doobskiez November 14, 2025

Seamus Lowry

Loves all pickle varieties

You are a real Seamus Lowry when it comes to pickles

by Johnyyk January 5, 2019

Seamus

That's the dog.

I was in the kitchen. Seamus, that's the dog was outside.

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022

Seamus

Hot, sexy dude with an enormous penis (42-69”)
Every girl wants to touch his massive coc.

Girl 1: “Seamus has a huge penis”
Girl 2 “I want to sit on that massive pole”

by Dat_nigga_123 May 25, 2022

Seamus

A guy who thinks juice boxes make you gay.

James: *drinking juice box*

Seamus: Did you juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020

Seamus*

Big dick mf

Mason: Damn my guy Seamus* is one big dick mf

by Yassssss2342 June 22, 2022

Seamus

A hot young man every girl will always want him. He himself isn’t perfect looks wise but his personality is likable and he acts like a Labrador.

Hi Seamus.

by anonymous 1454 June 3, 2024