From his Saved by the Bell fame and now from his Saved by the Smell porn fame. To pull a Screech means for one to stoop as low as they can go to reclaim their lost financial or social success.
Dustin Diamond is Pulling a Screech by releasing a porn as he tries to raise money to save his house.
by Benjammin' September 29, 2006
A: “lalalalalala we’re having a jolly not stinkle wonkle walk”
B: “for sure man!”
Woman: primal screech
A: “oh my god! i don’t believe me ears…”
B: “it’s the Primal Screech! go help her!
They save her
Woman: “omg thank u for saving me”
A and B: “it’s all thanks to the Primal Screech ™.
B: “for sure man!”
Woman: primal screech
A: “oh my god! i don’t believe me ears…”
B: “it’s the Primal Screech! go help her!
They save her
Woman: “omg thank u for saving me”
A and B: “it’s all thanks to the Primal Screech ™.
by iamusingthisusername October 1, 2023
Like a figure of speech but used improperly or just wrong. Based on "Saved by the Bell" character, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, portrayed by actor Dustin Diamond. Sayings created by the spaz of the group that are so bad they are memorable and become common phrases.
figure of Screech: Jessie: How can we without hurting his feelings?
Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?
Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?
and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.
and
Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.
and
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?
Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?
and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.
and
Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.
and
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
by AnimalMother969 April 25, 2015
by robert The Dood October 23, 2017
1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.
2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.
2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.
1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.
2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.
Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.
2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.
Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.
by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005
a raspberry between a girls breast, although not thought to be an actuall thing by majority of people, it is believed true by little boys, such as Dom M.
also known as a Whale Attack
also known as a Whale Attack
by Escape! January 5, 2006
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except the poo is wiped on the victim's face in the pattern of Dustin Diamond's facial hair.
by PilotMikeTx October 1, 2006