countingcaskets

a sexy black man who leaks playboi carti

mf 1: do you know countingcaskets

mf 2: yeah he likes penis

kobe: got room for one more?

by Teddy Kaczynski October 26, 2022

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016

Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

shouting at tea

When someone is getting irrationally angry and venting this anger at a completely innocent third party on the internet.

This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.

Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.

by brian_of_london February 26, 2020

charlesworthing/scenting

charlesworthing/scenting: a dance craze created in the north of england were a guy will get behind a girl and slutdrop whilst wafting his hands towards his face giving the impression that he is smelling the females buttocks. well known events to feature charlesworthing are music festivals and leeds met uni freshers.

elliot - "damn that girl has some fine dancing".
harry - "looks like it's time for some charlesworthing/scenting, hold my pint".

by J-swallow February 7, 2014

sloot scooting

Riding around looking for sluts to have sex with

When I was out sloot scooting around last night.

by Ktibbs May 15, 2016

Skrunting

when a male and female are having bum sex and the man pulls out to swap to the vagina but 'accidentaly' he misses and sends his jism up the girls chest. as the girl stands up in shock the male 'accidentaly' head butts her in the back of the head.

Male. "sorry about the skrunting last night i swear it was an accident"

Female. "yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times"

by Rolphy March 5, 2009