Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.

"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."

by jdubs319 April 17, 2011

Scottish bandana

A sexual favor offered as a sign of appreciation to a newly arrived tourist from a foreign land.

Gretchen was so happy that William's band played in her remote hometown, she offered him a Scottish bandana.

by Chellacked March 13, 2015

scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation

She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.

by Rev Diet August 17, 2016

scottish blowjob

A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.

Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.

by Cuckzy August 18, 2017

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls February 29, 2020

scottish missile

when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.

i scottish missiled her last night

by bob family November 26, 2004

Scottish

Brother God to Irish! Scots and the Irish kick all ass and if you have a problem with that fuck off!

No example needed, if you need one...Fuck you.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005