The Dumbass Scotsman

A person who's idol is Stig of the Dump. He loves to dress like a tramp and loves his Stig of the Dump cologne (Which has a scent of shit in it).

The Dumbass Scotsman normally has either a J or a K in his initials. In some circumstances a mixture of the two can cause serious malfunction of the persons common sense.

by wurly_45678 October 16, 2008

The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Wooden railway flying scotsman

holy shit that motherfucker is more expensive than a nintendo switch 2 game

Dumbass: holy shit i bought a wooden railway flying scotsman

Butthead: what the fuck i asked for 66 condoms not that

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025