A colloquial or humorous term for utensils resembling spoons, typically used to scoop, serve, or transfer various types of food or other substances.
I couldn’t find any clean spoons, so I busted out the backup stuff scoopers and ate cereal like a champion.
by Moxidoctor June 13, 2025
Get the Stuff Scoopersmug. A scooper-dooper is a pail, much like a pail kids use in the sandbox, that is picks up fecal matter stuck on the floor and/or wall.
If someone poops and misses the toilet, or just wants to be a douche and poops on the wall, then you use a scooper-duper to scrape it off the floor or wall if stuck, or if not stuck then just pick it up.
The scooper-duper is a filthy pail that much resembles a dust pan, and has probably not been used in over a year (depending on how much poop lands on your floor or walls), it is slicked over dusty and filthy, and is probably stored in a cubby hole, or closet that has been previously infested with mold, or rats.
If someone poops and misses the toilet, or just wants to be a douche and poops on the wall, then you use a scooper-duper to scrape it off the floor or wall if stuck, or if not stuck then just pick it up.
The scooper-duper is a filthy pail that much resembles a dust pan, and has probably not been used in over a year (depending on how much poop lands on your floor or walls), it is slicked over dusty and filthy, and is probably stored in a cubby hole, or closet that has been previously infested with mold, or rats.
Did you hear what Jon had to do at work at Wal-Mart yesterday? Someone pooped on the floor next to the moldy out of order toilet no one used, and the manager told him he had to use that nasty scooper-duper to clean it up...
by wefounddoveinasoaplessplace December 26, 2011
Get the Scooper-dupermug. A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours
Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023
Get the Cooper the pooper scoopermug. A person forced to take the orders of rude older people who can't patiently wait for their ice cream.
by LOOPER April 28, 2013
Get the scooper slutmug. When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.
Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.
by NDeviations June 5, 2016
Get the Cleveland Poop Scoopermug. noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers
1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
by SilverLetter January 23, 2022
Get the Cum Scoopersmug. Booper scooper is someone who is a ghost and always eats food rather than doing something productive. Although booper scoopers are also people who tend to have many cans of dip and love nicotine and snort like a pig in a hick like nature.
by Knifu November 11, 2021
Get the Booper Scoopermug.