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Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.
As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.
by Yelsie December 31, 2010
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Singles Envy Day

February 14th. Alternative to Valentines Day and Singles Awareness Day.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
"Dude wanna watch the game on the 14th?"
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."
by Awger February 8, 2010
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singleship

The state in which you are single while also having the traits of a relationship with one partner.
"Nah she ain't my girl, we in a singleship."
by JoeShotz September 24, 2014
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Singles Artist

A music artist that can't sell enough albums to reach #1 because of their lack of promotion or large fan base, but their singles go straight to #1 because either they are good i.e. Rolling in the Deep by Adele or are generic trash like Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.
Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha, Pitbull are all singles artists because they can't sell an album to save their lives.
by Fabian713 August 23, 2011
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Schingles

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you stick your big toe into her vagina
Yo, she was givin me some good head so I just pulled a schingles on her
by Jr10103 March 11, 2010
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SingleSecrets

number 1 minecraft shield pvper. legend has it he trained leytrex and owned lilmustard. I mean just ask lilmustard cuz he go owned!
SingleSecrets is very bad at minecraft
by Unchance April 20, 2021
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No Singles Rule

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.
Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"
by LeeKrow November 14, 2010
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