schwifty

The combination of swift, shit, and quick. Taking a quick, swift shit.

You gotta get schwifty! Ohhh yeaahhhh! Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor! Time to get schwifty in here! Gotta shit on the floor!

by IMNOTWRONGURALLWRONG November 24, 2016

schwitty

shitty + wasted = schwitty

Rufus: Yo, what happened last night?

Leroy: I was too busy drinkin 40's gettin schwitty.

by Jiggaman570 December 28, 2006

schwetty

a person who sweaty all of the time

that boys nifkin was too damn schwety after gym class

by moisty blumpkin June 17, 2003

get schwifty

To 'get schwifty' is the verb form of MacGyver. To MacGyver is 'to make or repair (an object) in an improvised or inventive way, making use of whatever items are at hand'.

Rick tells Morty to "just hit a button, give me a beat" and then proceeds to make up a song on the spot. Rick being the filthy old man that he is uses the first lyrics that come into his head, "take off your panties", "shit on the floor". These are not what it means to get schwifty.

Oh man, my car tire is flat and I'm already late for work. It's time to get schwifty.

by SeanAstin March 28, 2020

Schwifty Five

A Ghetto way of saying the number 55

There are schwifty five seconds to go.

by Tony Mack May 23, 2005

Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017

nic schweitzer

The best most lit dumbass in the land of dumbasses he is so cool bruh

Bro nic schweitzer is so cool

by Lit dood August 21, 2017