schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

schnappszahl

A schnappszahl is typically a birthday that has two of the same numbers in the age, like 22, 33, 44 and 77. It's a German word that literally translates to liquor number, so how can you go wrong with that?

Fritz is celebrating his 55th birthday this year, which is a schnappszahl and that means everyone will do some shots with him.

by siedlervoncatan March 6, 2016

schnapschat

Embarrassing drunk texts or drunk selfies

Well, you know when you're drunk and you send the text that you never should send...or worst the picture...it can be also someone who took a picture of you when you're drunk and posted it.
That is a Schnapschat instant !

by Mongolak April 15, 2015

Noah schnapp day

Hey its noah schnapp day!...well any day is noah schnapp day but on August 15 is a day to celebrate noah!

Friend:hey today's August 15 right?
Friend2: Yeah! Its Noah schnapp day!

by Noahschnappisking January 5, 2021

Schlapperhippel

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.

To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.

by Retchid August 23, 2018

Schnapps

1. Any of verious strong, dry liquors, especially strong Holland gin.
2. A slang term for sex, just like everything else.

1. Many people like to drink hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps at Christmastime.
2. My wife likes it when I schnapps her in the ass.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Schnable

Schnable,Schnabel- pron. (Shh-N'a'-Bull)- Of German Jewish origin. Has two meanings in Yiddish A) teller of tall tales and B) Heyy. In English it is describing a man with a horseshoe haircut, suffer from unusual panic attacks, a strongly stubborn individual, eats cereal in a bag with milk poured in it, smells funny or odd, works for free but complains to others that he's broke, claims to have killed a bear with his bare hands on a NJ highway (route 23 to be exact), Froze to death and was revived, stabbed in the heart and was supposd to die but didn't, frequently telling tall tales,often blurts out "HEYY" at any given moment, is thought to suffer from a manic mental disorder, is also rumored to have super powers. It is believed that his powers are : being able to panic on site, jump 3 1/2 feet high straight up in the air with arms totally motionless, shit on command, has a set number of lives (ex. 9 lives). It is also speculated that when he uses his powers he loses his hair.

Short phrases: Schneebs, Schneeblee, HEYY, Neebs, Neeble, Schnana.

Ex. 1
"Customer: Sir, i need help with a printer.
Associate: What did you need to know?
Customer: Does this printer come with a fax machine?
Associate: HEYY!!!
Customer: Excuse me?
Associate 2: Dude you just pulled a Schneebs!

Ex. 2

HEYY, guys I'm Nick Schnabel!

Ex. 3

Man who u fink you are, Schnable?

Ex. 4
Ready when Schnable!

by Pete Oosin August 7, 2009