schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...

Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...

by Shynehigh January 8, 2021

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 15, 2009

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

Schedule

word to describe an absolute moron, who hangs out with far too many VB's.

Lewd, crude and indelicate.

You are such a schedule

by schedule September 14, 2004

the schedule

something you may or may not be put on depending on the color of your skin. this sked-you-hule is an important piece of paper in the deli/pizza industry. if your boss is mustafa, you should just kiss your ass goodbye.

"Hi, Im here for the schedule"
"You are not on this sked-you-hule"

by XjimmyX April 30, 2005

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004