swatman

Usually a dickhead that does anything you tell them to. Very attracted to dumb ugly skets. The ultimate wannabe chav.

person1: is swatman gay?
person2: yeah he is.

by tossoffdossoff May 23, 2012

ShatMania

when 5 or more are shitting chronicly and happend to be metally brain fucked

did you see those fucking retards in the corner they had a shatmania

by Jay Littles January 19, 2008

Shatman

Someone who is never grateful no matter how much you do for them and always wants things his or her way.

Luke thinks Jerry was being such a Shatman for complaining about giving Jerry too many strawberries on his cake Luke baked for him making Jerry a Shatman.

by Usuak83 August 24, 2008

skatman

hot boy with funny beanies and cute cousins.

omg woulda u look at that SKATMAN!!

by hannah May 28, 2003

The Scat Man

A song girls named Chris think is cool, cannot be said in a scarlet voice.

The Scat Man is a cool song

by Yo mah man January 5, 2005

scatmanjohnning

Scatmanjohnning is the act of serial defecating, ejaculating, urinating and vomiting on or in groceries. Scatmanjohnning can also be performed using a syringe to hide the body substances in the groceries.

Some Scatmanjohns for example stole the hazelnut spread from a local grocery store and filled the glass with feces to hide their crime.

Willy: "Hey, Harold, have you heard of the scatmanjohnning incident of yesterday?"
Harold: "Oh, you mean the guy that replaced the milk with cum?"
Willy: "Yeah, exactly that. Horrible, isn't it?"
Harold: "Scatmanjohnning becomes a bigger threat every day, it seems."

by pussie slayer September 21, 2023

shatman

the act of becoming really drunk to the point where one shit himself then throws up and then shits again

Bob: Wow, what the fuck happened last night that my pants are brown?
Joe: You pullled a shatman and after you reeked haha

by Nahooty December 23, 2009