captain jack sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Captain Jack Sparrow

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?

by ExAstris February 9, 2004

Jack Sparrow

WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)

"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"

by Anna December 9, 2003

Jack Sparrow

There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

by iqwb June 20, 2013

Cheeky Sparrow

A sexual move where one person nose dives into another person's anus

Julie: "Hey Britney, did you hear that Jennifer gave Mark a Cheeky Sparrow on Thursday night?"
Britney: "Jimmy Fallon voice ew"

by Cenalicious May 24, 2016

the high sparrow

Above all beings he watches over everything. Meticulously planning his moves and executing them with his long dick of the law. Don't fuck with his server settings or you'll face his wrath.

Also known for a glorious beard and a face to sit on.

Have you heard about The High Sparrow? He's not to be fucked with, but you'll want to fuck him.

by toastie724 November 12, 2017

The Red Sparrows

10 or so top cunts that love to fly about or something..? Apparently the leader is gangsta and Brad danced infront of Buckingham Palace with a flamingo costume..

"You heard of the Red Sparrows?"
"yeah they are really sexy"

by bradshouldgobald November 8, 2020