Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

by Big Fizz October 7, 2009

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.

Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.

by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013

sackllah

n. the coolest person that you know. Sackllahs have authority and know how to use it. With their stunning good looks, boyish charm, intimidating physique, and superhuman intelligence, sackllahs demand attention and respect from their inferior peers. To become a sackllah, one needs years and years of training as well as the hairiest bush the world has ever seen

v. A sackllah's way of showing his authority. To accomplish this, a sackllah will grab his ball sack (scrotum) and then proceed to chant "lah lah lah lah lah" in a melodic fashion. After this is performed, time stands still, and the sackllah demonstrates his supremacy.

n. Once the sackllah stepped into the war zone, all involved were compelled to lay down their arms and show their allegiance to the mighty sackllah.

v. At sackllah training camp, the head sackllah performed the sackllah to quell the group of disobedient sackllahs in training.

by samuello June 14, 2010

Sack Searching

The act or process of searching someone’s sack or large bag. No homo.

Attention fellow community, I am about to commit the act or process of sack searching. Thank you for understanding.

by Super succ 07 June 3, 2018

Tap the Sack

The act of running your penis dry of semen; similar to the tapping of a keg. Masturbating.

"I'm kind of bored right now, I think I'm gonna go tap the sack"

Or

"Man, I beat off so much today, my sack is tapped" (past tense)

by Fatcat0006 October 21, 2010

lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.

My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.

by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010