SBCS

Sweaty Buttcrack Syndrome, or "SBCS" is a serious medical condition in which your intergluteal cleft perspires excessively. There is no known cure, but there are some intern methods that one can do to ease the suffering, such as:
-inserting a towel between the glutes
-using a handheld blow dryer
-expel large amounts of flatulence (your body's natural blow dryer)
-refrain from wearing trousers and undergarments at all times
For the most serious cases of SBCS, surgical removal of the gluteus maximus is needed to ensure survival.

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