Tighter than a nun's asshole.

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration

This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.

by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009

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Canada's asshole

while some see this as Alaska, it is more commonly known as Justin Bieber.

dude did you see Canada's asshole piss in that bucket.

eghh... yeah,
thanks Canada:/

by schap September 17, 2013

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make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

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sashole

Usually a person that swings sarcasm like a pro and has the ability to tell someone to ho to hell in such a way that they look forward to the ride. Commonly a blunt, straight forward person that has little to no regard for what you say or think, you hate them but wish you were as cool as them.

1. "that guy on the motor bike with the black leather and overly tattooed body parts is such a sashole"
2. "i dont like people that wear name brand clothing and shades indoors, they act like real sasholes"

by Raisin Rabbit July 26, 2017

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