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Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.
My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.
by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017
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Samoan Canvas

A rare moment of infinite possibility and opportunity. Typically the start of a new chapter in life.
At first I didn't know what I would do after I lost my job, but it turned out to be my samoan canvas.
by yuppiepilgrim December 20, 2020
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samoan drive-by

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.
Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up
by Gaggle Kang November 12, 2020
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Dirty Samoan

An interesting sex position where the man is standing straight up with there legs farther away then shoulder with and arms straight in the air like the 'Y' in the YMCA dance and is pounding the girl doggy style while yelling and moving his hands hang loose
" my quads really hurt after that surf I took and that dirty Samoan"
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Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.
This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.
by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003
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samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage
"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"
by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010
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samoan smile

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the best smile ever.
When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the samoan smile.
by samoas friend March 7, 2010
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