slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.
when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.
by mikeshithole August 05, 2007
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SIlly Salamander

Someone trying to do something funny/cool but ends up screwing things up
Jimmy: Oh no! I burned our tickets to the basketball game attempting to do a magic trick!
Bobby: You silly salamander!!!
by Silly Salamander January 08, 2015
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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 03, 2019
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Geeter Salamander

Otherwise known as 'geet' 'geet sala'.

A term coined in Guernsey for a lighter.
Anyone got a geeter salamander? I need to light my cig.
by GSYMANDEM March 02, 2021
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slimey salamander

When you are having sex with a girl, you then pull out and cum on her back. She then flips over and rubs it on the carpet in the motion of a salamander.
Friend 1 - "Hey did you hear how stu got after that girl last night?"

Friend 2 - "yea when they were done, she hit that slimey salamander on the floor!"
by elvie June 02, 2015
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salamander pussy

Damn she got one hell of a salamander pussy
by totalfuckup69 May 28, 2019
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salamander pizza

1. Possibly the most disgusting pizza ever invented.

2. A complex volleyball play.
1. Kathryn: "I'll have the salamander pizza!"

Sasha: "Are you sure? It's pretty nasty...."

2. Kathryn: "Salamander pizza!"

(Play is ran and point is scored.)
by sashafuckme May 19, 2009
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