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Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
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yuppie syphilis

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.
by Morgellons March 6, 2025
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syphilitic moron

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus
Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.
by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014
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Syphiligician

A syphilis carrier who spreads their desease, with or without their knowledge, to multiple partners.
Sally: I think Bobby is really cute, can you introduce us?
Tom: Sally you stay away from that fucking syphiligician!
by #SugarDaddy July 25, 2006
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Syphilicious

A term to describe a very beautiful temptress with a sexually transmitted disease.
"I wouldn't do that dude, she looks tasty but she is syphilicious."
by Drifter December 2, 2003
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syphilisaurus

someone that has syphilis, and perhaps knowingly spreads the STD to others because they are a fuck-junkie.
scott had sex with three girls yesterday, keeping genus syphilisaurus alive.
by .Allison. September 13, 2006
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snyphilis

Contracting V.D. from snorting drugs from a dirty dollar bill..
My friend contracted snyphilis from a stripper's dirty twat dollar.
by Clutchvolta February 6, 2013
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