A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
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