Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.

I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.

by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015

whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with the radio co-host in the booth.

Damn, who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by peyoteee June 2, 2020

Swinges

1. Shortened version of the saying: Sweet as Minges
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio

1. Put a nob of butter in those beans and they'll taste swinges yeah?
This sherbet is absolutely swinges, lets have a go on your sugary dick
2. Did you see Swinges Dallaglio on This Morning with Phillip Schofield. He cooked a banging lasagna.

by Lovs2Fuk June 8, 2011

Arm-Swinger

An arm-swinger is someone who swings their arms widely while they walk. People who swing their arms widely while they walk are generally over-weight, and tend to walk slowly. It is likely that a wide arm-swing is needed to counter-balance their large body mass while walking.

Arm-swingers are most notable when they walk in the middle of a busy sidewalk or corridor, thus inhibiting the ability of faster, non-arm swinging pedestrians to pass them. This can lead to great frustration and general deriding of fat people when one is in a hurry.

I would have just made my train today, but I got stuck behind a fucking arm-swinger when I was walking to the station.

by Mellonman November 24, 2009

Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.

Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.

by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018

Carolina Swinger

When you poop in someone’s rectum and they poop in back in to yours (repeated exchanged back and forth)

Last night Stacey and I had a Carolina Swinger, it was a blast... literally.

by Colin Weaver (Dexyys) March 5, 2019

swinger

a person who dates/sleeps with multiple people at the same time.

"you seein' someone?"
"im seein a few people, i guess you could say"
"oh, so you're a swinger?"

by hoyden April 6, 2004