Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009

swedish toboggan

when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted

We had swedish toboggan time trials last night

Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan

by soouWoo April 8, 2009

swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

Swedish Keyboard

A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.

Made famous by Jiinxy.

Do you want to have some messy fun?

Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard

by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023

Swedish Bonecrusher

A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.

Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."

by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020

Swedish touchdown

Another word for a shit

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown

by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018

Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.

You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.

by Twills March 25, 2011