swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016

juno swans

The best-est of all buddies. They have their own bromance codes. Like Shadwal and Keshav.

Look at Shadwal and Keshav, They are Juno Swans

by EvilPotato August 10, 2017

Craig Swanson

The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.

Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.

by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022

Shawshanking It

To ecstatically raise ones arms in the iconic style of Andy Dufrain from the Shawshank Redemption, whilst feeling a surge of uncontrollable euphoria during the breakdown phase of a trance track in a nightclub.

The muic was really emotional on Saturday, we were Shawshanking it all night.

by Joseph Evans April 6, 2007

slawstrophobia

The completely rational fear of cole slaw. The sincere belief that the combination of shredded cabbage, carrots, and mayonaise is the product of sinister forces.

Aunt: "Would you like to try some of my cole slaw?"
Me: "No thank you. I suffer from slawstrophobia"

by mDub1255 December 23, 2007

swansea tourist

someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.

I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit

Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)

by Illegal Allan June 6, 2011

SwagSeller

an ideal and riches clothing store where have got all of goods for every generation,

SWAG this is the short form of "savage wearing for all generation"

P1: OMG they've got all of fucking good clothing bro!
P2: that DOPE bro, they're really SwagSeller.

by Bm_afzal May 28, 2017