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STP

Sexually Transmitted Pets
STP = Crabs
by icebubba November 30, 2009
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STP

Snatch twist pull

when some one snatches twist and pulls your hair
you know that guy mark he just STP me
by breacie June 14, 2010
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stp

Acrinym for Sweet Tasty Pussy
by The Woodmeister August 14, 2007
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Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)

The biggest and most crucial sewage treatment plant in the whole world. The owner is the sexiest and most percious man to ever exist. The whole plant is run by the millions of workers there, who are all clones of a man with big buttcheeks. The plant clears the sewage of many countries such as China, USA, Germany, Russia and even Mars. The plant is sponsored by USTASCHA and Max Weber.
Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)

"Mommy, where does my shit go?"

"To the STPS of course you dummy!"
by sexiest man to ever exist November 14, 2022
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STP Girl

That girl you see in passing and maybe she smiles.... you continue to think about and would like to see again but didn't get her name or number. So you go back to the Same Time of day... Same Place in hopes she will appear. STP Same Time Same Place.
She was on the Down Escalator I was on the up Escalator. She smiled at me in such a way I knew she was that perfect girl.... the girl of my dreams. I quickly got off the Escalator and followed her down in hope that I might meet her or get her name or fly with her to Paris or.... but she was no-where to be found and I knew I would think about her and would come back to this same place for a few days at the same time in hopes that I had stumbled across her routine and I would become part of it and see her again. But then I feared that she too would become just another STP Girl... Same Time, Same Place...I would go and play my part out in my Diving Dream.... but in truth I would likely never see her smile again.
by Artful Codger November 1, 2014
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STP

ayo girl...trynna send that STP?
by rawrshawty April 12, 2021
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STP Trifecta

The act of brushing ones teeth and urinating while taking a shower all at the same time. Trifecta deriving from the simultanious action of three separate morning or evening preparational activities in the given order: Shower Teeth Piss.
John is very effective during morning hours because he uses the STP Trifecta
"I was in a hurry today, luckily I saved time with the STPT"
by prettyboymiksu November 18, 2022
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