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North side stockton

One of the most decent sides of stockton, cool people, mostly people with a decent life style Ie, most have money&&dont have gun shots in their cars , unlike the crappy south side!
Eyyyy niggah its that "North side stockton" bitch!
by yessima October 11, 2009
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Stockton

A scary city in the Valley which says it isn't from the Bay Area. But, they don't know the Bay Area wants nothing to do with it...
Stocktonian: Stockton isn't the bay, so get over it.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
by Snickety February 23, 2011
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Stockton to Malone

Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.
"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."
by joe9999999 September 13, 2007
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John Stockton

12 is gonna be retired number in utah
by michael jordan October 20, 2003
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stockton college

a small school in southern new jersey 15 minutes from atlantic city. it shouldn't be called a college because it really is high school due to the excessive drama. People at stockton aren't serious about school and just drink all week and blast loud music in the courts. oh and everyone can't forget the soccer players who think they are the shit..they should be constantly reminded that they play for a division III school.
Stockton college is for people who don't care about an education
by stockton soccer player May 13, 2005
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Stockton Style

Fighting style named for the home town of UFC's Nick Diaz: Stockton, CA - America's 8th most miserable city. The Stockton Style is most properly applied to professional fighters, however, it can be applied to any team/contestant that boasts about superior skill while making disparaging remarks about the opponent, and then proceeds to get embarrassingly demolished.

Key features include, but are not limited to, the following:

Pompous self promotion
Alleging cheating of your opponent with no evidence
Failing a drug test scheduled more than 6 months in advance
Mocking an opponent during competition for using a sound, winning strategy
Insisting on superior skill following a highly publicized defeat
Threatening to retire following a highly publicized defeat
Publicly admitting to felonies for no reason
Person 1: Did you see Diaz get destroyed in that fight the other night?

Person 2: Yeah, no one's better at the Stockton Style than him!
by Georges St. Pierre March 17, 2013
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stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should
"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"
by T-Money March 31, 2004
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