stand-in boyfriend

noun

A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.

The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in girlfriend

Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.

by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013

Stand-up Drive-through

Nickname for the Walgreen’s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.

Let’s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Bitch Stand Down

A term usually used after a good comeback has been made.

Lisndey: *whispers* I heard Becky fucked Isacc and got AIDS.
Surrounding basic bitches: oooooo
Becky: Bitch, you still talk loud as fuck when you whisper. Yo drunk ass snapchated me a photo of you suckin Samuel's dick.
Lisnday: that... That's not-
Becky: Bitch stand down.

by JakeRyan277 May 15, 2015

Testicular Stand-off

When 2 or more male personnel’s grab and cuff-link their balls to fight to the death, while only using their cuffed balls as weapons. No other gestures can be implemented during this show down.

When I went to my friends house, my two friends got into an implication In regards to feeling if their manhood was threatened. This altercation was then settled by having a testicular Stand-off.

by Mau-Man October 16, 2020

Mexican Bean Stand-off

When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.

Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.

by SIRKOALA April 5, 2022

stadium arcadium

The newest record from one of the greatest bands in the world, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is a dual-disk album and was released on May 9, 2006. Unlike many other double-disk compilations, Stadium Arcadium is pure quality from the start of disk 1 (Jupiter) to the end of disk 2 (Mars). This is a more melodic and mellow sounding album, comparing it to their previous works. So if you're used to their hard-core funk in past albums, like Blood Sugar Sex Magik, this will take a little getting used to. While listening to this record, it's easy to notice how much the band has matured since its "sock on the cock" days. In the past, I think most people credited the band's success to Anthony Kiedis' unique vocals and energy. Not the case here, the many great rhythms provided by Flea and Chad Smith and the SIMPLY AMAZING guitar performances by John Frusciante sometimes even outdo Kiedis. And that is a compliment to the instrumentals rather then a downgrade on Kiedis. All in all, if you are a true RHCP fan you will adjust to the new sound and commend them on their many different sounds they have been able to produce from the 80s into the new millenium.
Recommended tracks: Dani California, Snow (personal favorite), Charlie, Tell Me Baby, Hard to Concentrate

On May 9, I left my last period of school and drove directly to Best Buy to pick up my copy of Stadium Arcadium. I rocked out all the way home. (True Story)

by Stephenn May 19, 2006

stand me up

not showing up when someone asks you to hangout, asshole.

He stood me up, what a lil bitch. why would he stand me up?

by 11835 August 10, 2014