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Dark Souls

A new way to describe hard or challenging games/situations.
''(...) is the new Dark Souls of it's genre''
''Crash Bandicoot has become Dark Souls''
''Dude, I can't believe you got out of the friend zone. It's the Dark Souls of the relationships''
by Molkwerum July 19, 2017
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soup Nazi

JERRY: No. We gotta go to the soup place.

ELAINE: What soup place?

GEORGE: Oh, there's a soup stand, Kramer's been going there.

JERRY: He's always raving. I finally got a chance to go there the other
day, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.

ELAINE: Stunned by soup?

JERRY: You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.

ELAINE: Huh. All right. Come on.

JERRY: There's only one caveat -- the guy who runs the place is a little
temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly
referred to as the Soup Nazi.

ELAINE: Why? What happens if you don't order right?

JERRY: He yells and you don't get your soup.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.

GEORGE: All right. All right. Let's - let's go over that again.

JERRY: All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: The main thing is to keep the line moving.

GEORGE: All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud,
clear voice, step to the left and receive.

JERRY: Right. It's very important not to embellish on your order. No
extraneous comments. No questions. No compliments.

ELAINE: Oh, boy, I'm really scared!

JERRY: Elaine.
by Leo January 7, 2004
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Do gingers have souls

A deep philosophical question, it's the questioning of whether or not hair colouring effects your spiritual aspects in any form. Gingers are particularly a curious bunch and the Grand Council is constantly debating whether or not they even have souls, let alone how powerful or potent it is.

The current conclusion is "maybe" although current tests are so far proving negative results. After several sacrifices of volunteering gingers, soul value has yet to be seen. Grand Council member Isaac Pincledic has documented this and has come to the conclusion they probably don't, or if so it's smaller than your average Wisp or Fairy.

"Being a Ginger is basically the gods' way of saying 'Fuck you' it seems" Dr. Pincledic explained. "We are still testing however, as we got one soul so far. Selective breeding camps have been made, now we just play the waiting game."

These camps found at the centre of Mount Doom are now the primary testing/sacrificial grounds, they allow the Grand Council to test with various types of gingers in various demographics. Promising news was found in which several "Ginger Grannies" were found to indeed possess soul value, Dr. Pincledic has come to the conclusion that the reason these grandmas are so sweet is because of the rise in soul value, further testing as been initiated.
"We must ask ourselves. Do gingers have souls?"
"Gingers have souls!"
"Only the grannies"

~Argument between a meme and Isaac Pincledic.
by Dusk Ealain October 11, 2016
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zip your soup-cooler

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.
1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 13, 2006
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FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

occurs every 5 rounds to scare the living cum out of the grown man
p1: lets goo finnaly i got box door
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS"
p1: oh shit i got no points, FUCK
by mexicanfoxnigga April 19, 2021
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Jail Soup

Ramen Noodles that you purchase from the commissary when in jail and only cost about 50 cents. The brand that comes in the Styrofoam cup is the most common in county jails.
I don't eat jail soup no more. I ate that like everyday when I was locked down.
by Livy-Liv October 19, 2006
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hot zima soup

A soup made out of the delicious adult beverage zima. It is often used by dirty perverts to soothe young cold boys.
The perverted old man asked him if he wanted a bowl of hot zima soup
by Carlos Spicywiener January 8, 2010
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