swiffling the nig

When someone is giving a hand job and they rub their finger on the tip of the penis. Or when you flick your earlobe...

Damn, that girl is so good at swiffling the nig, I busted.

by Vagdestron May 18, 2023

Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.

Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!

by UTMcGee February 26, 2020

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

Youve been sniffing too much glue

A well known Australian statement first made in January 1992 by Western Australian Cricketer 'Frank Halliwell' towards international cricketer 'Tom Moody' during a cricket game at the WACA stadium. Tom stated, "he wont be out here long" and was replied to by Frank "Youve been sniffing too much glue mate" (resulting in a huge response of laughter from players, members of the WACA and those in the crowd including Tom himself)
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.

Hey, I can kick that ball further than any of you

"Youve been sniffing too much glue"

by DownUnderCrew August 13, 2021

Sroffling

To suddenly roll on floor laughing

Without warning

Over something weird like your stomach sounding like a bear or an aeroplane.

SROFL

'that's sroffling material'

by Emma and Heather :D January 25, 2010

snorfling

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.

Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.

by nuttybunny September 25, 2013

Snifflegate

The act of being a little bitch and acting sick.

Remember snifflegate? You mean when Drew left after lunch because he was "sick" ?

by Pretordepot June 16, 2018