Skip to main content

Smurfed

When a guy with a small dick gets blue balled.
Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”

Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”

Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

smurf

A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.
Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.

Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs

Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten
by c0ntr0lled_substance January 25, 2013
mugGet the smurfmug.

Smurf

To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.
by kaptainkrollio July 20, 2009
mugGet the Smurfmug.

smurf

smurf the smurf old school 80's wop yay area

dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..

lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..

yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?
back in the day we hella grooved doin' the smurf and the wop!
by indaybaby February 23, 2008
mugGet the smurfmug.

Smurfed

While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
by Badger59 May 10, 2009
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

smurfs

Those smurfs commie bastards.
by scwheppe April 20, 2007
mugGet the smurfsmug.

Smurf

One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.
My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.
by Luvs2kickit24 May 5, 2011
mugGet the Smurfmug.

Share this definition