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Something makes anyone who does it a cool punk kid against society with lots of girls. Skateboarders can be easily spotted because of their trendy apparel, long hair, cuts all over their arm, shitty music, and their lingo.
A couple kids were skateboarding at the park while listening to Avril Lavigne, Millencolin, etc and saying stuff like "Gnarly dude! Let's go grind that rail!" Whenever a pretty lady walked by, they all tried to do 900 Nosegrind to a manual to a 360 Flip to impress the lady, but they ended up failing. the girl was instanly attracted because he was bleeding, and girls love dangerous men!!1111!!!1111. Skateboarders are assholes

Contrary to popular belief, skateboarding is a crime. Vandalizing property by 'grinding' on it is definitly a crime and I'll be damned if I have to spend more of my tax dollars to fucking repair the vandalized rails/curbs/ledges and the like.

Skateboarders are assholes
skateboarding by Sclass12 October 16, 2004
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for faggits who can't take the slams of a rollerblader
what does skateboarding and tampons have in common? they both have to do with pussies. go buy some skates motherfuckers
skateboarding by AdamW August 20, 2006

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Probably one of the dumbest sports made. A piece of wood being thrown around a foot off the ground isn't much of a "sport" to me. Cheerleading is more of a sport than this pathetic excuse of a sport. And will someone please tell me the logic behind the name. What part of skateboarding involves "skate" or "skating".? I mean i get the boarding part cause there on a board but in no way does this sport closely resemble skating. I'm from Canada and I'm pretty sure I know what skating looks like and thats the farthest thing from it. They should change the name to woodpusher, it would make a lot more sense.
"I want to try a sport where it requires little intelligence and any pansy can do, so i started skateboarding"
skateboarding by B-rent15 October 10, 2007

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Pretty cool sport and all but how the flip is doing an ollie expressing your distaste for the conservative government...
examples are flipping stupid

skateboarding
skateboarding by guyguyguyguy December 29, 2006

skateboarding 

2 couples have sex

a foursome with 2 couples
two couples had sex with each other...

They were skateboarding that night

Skateboarding 

You skate,doesn't mean you are cool.And the first thing don't think you're cool,you're not.SKATEBOARDING AND SKIING DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON.
Jao pa znas skijanje i skateboarding je isto JEBEM VAM SVE ZIVO NIJE.
Skateboarding by KOJ KURAC December 21, 2020

skateboarding 

skateboarding is something people have a passion for and is a rare talent and not many people like it but its the greatest thing to exist and is very fun time consuming takes practice the best thing i personnaly enjoy in life
skateboarding being defined
skateboarding by Young_nova666 April 1, 2021