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bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.
you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.
by SmashTheState January 10, 2025
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Fratboy Shaman

An arrogant, douchey concert-goer usually in a pack, that's sole purpose of attending an event is to consume as many drugs as possible in an attempt to surpass everyone else who are just enjoying the otherwise meaningless hole in the wall club and non named local riddim DJ. Usually Fans of Bassnectar, Excision, Disco Biscuits and to a lesser extent Dead and Co with Johnny Salami, Space Jesus.
Hey, Check out the "Fratboy Shaman" over there! Haha buddy just ate 3 tabs of fluff, a half of a yellow Ikea and smoked a $30 of crack , what is he trying to become a wizard?
by LotDaddy June 14, 2018
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shamanate

All kind of activities relating to the beliefs and practices associated with a shaman

verb (used without object), shamanated, shamanating.
- to act as a shaman

Shamans work with the spirit or the soul. They heal illness at the soul level. They gain knowledge and insight from working with the spirits of nature such as rocks and trees, the land, and they gain knowledge from working with spirits of animals and humans such as their ancestors. For the shaman, everything is alive and carries information. You can call this spirit, energy, or consciousness.

In order to communicate with the spirit or consciousness of these things, the shaman will shift his or her own state of awareness. Shamans can do this through various means, such as meditation, repetitive sounds such as that of the drum or rattle, or through the help of hallucinogenic plants. The shaman will then “see” through a new set of eyes, they will see what is going on with you on a spiritual level.

The shaman’s practice is also characterized by the soul flight. The shift of consciousness that the shaman makes, which allows the free part of his or her soul to leave the body. The shaman can then go retrieve information for your healing and growth. They can retrieve healing power, or things that you have lost along the way in living your life. During the soul flight the shaman is both in the room, and going on this “journey” so that he or she has an awareness of both at the same time.
I am going to shamanate all night .
Her eyes got me shamanated .
by shaman8defines June 9, 2017
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Shamaned

The state of mind one gets after smoking an incredibly large amount of marijuana, whether in bong, joint, or bowl form.
Usually, it is a very cerebral and intense high, making one do things they normally would not do when sober.
"Fuck, man! I am so shamaaannneeeddddddd"

"Dude I got so shamaned last night, I started a World of Warcraft account for my sister"

"I pissed all over myself after I got home from the Lord of the Rings marathon last night, man... I was so shamaned"
by chumbucket21 February 4, 2012
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Shaman

In the southern hemisphere. The Latino version of a witch/wizard.
Bish, past year, I've met this guy who works as a part-time Shaman. We went for a spiritual retirement and gave him some Rakia and we took Ayahuasca. Dude, we were so lifted that we started talking to the cats.
by kurkuma June 13, 2020
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Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
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Penis Shaman

A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.
Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
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